The Simpsons: Four-Fingered Characters Offend. “D’OH!”

Ever noticed most animated and cartoon characters have only four fingers – well, three and a thumb?

George Helon The Simpsons.
Time for The Simpsons to finally grow-up and the producers to recognise that four-fingered cartoon characters are a tool for bullying! Image Copyright (C) George W. Helon: Australia; 2020-2024. CLICK picture above to view larger image.

The four finger rendering preference of animators is called the ‘four-finger aesthetic’.

Originally cartoon characters were hand-drawn with four fingers to save time, but more so money!

Online you can read various justifications and excuses for drawing cartoon characters with only four fingers: tradition, simplification, the characters are not human, the hardest part of the body to draw is the hand, efficiency of resources, etc.

But hand-drawn and painted cartoon animation has been eclipsed and made obsolete by the advent of digitally created 3D computer-generated imagery (CGI).

So this begs the question as to why Japanese anime characters are rendered with five fingers on each hand whilst animated sitcoms like The Simpsons continue to feature their characters with only four fingers?

Children with four fingers or missing limbs, through no fault of their own, are often the target of ridicule, they are demeaned, bullied – ostracised!

Given the producers of The Simpsons – Gracie Films and 20h Century Fox Television – recently caved in to criticisms of character and racial stereotyping by announcing that non-white characters will no longer be voiced by white actors, why do they continue to offend and mock the disabled, deformed and amputees like myself by continuing to render animated characters with four fingers?

Time for The Simpsons to finally grow-up and the producers to recognise that four-fingered cartoon characters are a tool for bullying and there is no place for them on our screens!

“D’OH!”

 


 

Revisions:

Article originally published 14 July 2020. Revised: 30 November 2023; 16 January 2023; 4 January 2022.

Pell’s Acquittal: Victims’ Right of Reply!

On Monday April 13, 2020 the media gave national columnist and self-appointed ‘know-it-all’ Andrew Bolt an opportunistic free-kick to vilify and demean victims of childhood sexual abuse, denigrating their suffering and trauma as “far-fetched” fantasy inspired by “false memories”.

George Helon Abuse Justice.
“Chasing Justice!” This about Sums-Up Justice for Childhood Sexual Abuse Victims! Image Copyright (C) George W. Helon: Australia; 2020-2024. CLICK picture above to view larger image.

Bolt, who authored two syndicated articles – ‘Extreme Get-Pell Prejudice Exposed’ and ‘ABC Guilty as Sin of Cardinal Errors’ (The Chronicle, Monday 13 April 2020) – was given a whole page to vehemently spruik his opinion on the treatment, arrest, hearings, criminal trials, jailing, appeals, and finally the release of George Pell on April 7.

As an abuse victim survivor campaigner and advocate I believe the media owed it to victims, their families and support organisations to allow space for a firm right of reply.

Any attempt I had made to address Bolt’s diatribe had been hindered; I was effectively gagged by the mainstream press.

That being stated I went as far as submitting copy for a ‘paid advertorial’. YES – I was prepared to pay hundreds of dollars to get our voices heard, but the press refused to print it citing unspecified “legal reasons”.

I approached the editors of Real News Austalia who were only too willing to publish the story in full; immediately thereafter the story was picked-up by News Corp Australia and syndicated.

Read the advertorial HERE.

 


 

Revisions:

Article originally published 4 May 2020. Revised: 30 November 2023; 16 January 2023; 4 January 2022.

DNA Reunites Australian Man with His 2600 Year Old Ancestors.

First established in Delaware in the United States of America as DNA Check LLC, the Switzerland based international archaeogenetic company My True Ancestry has successfully matched Australian man George Helon with the 2600 year old human remains of his Royal Scythian Helon tribe ancestors – the Helonians.

George Helon Royal Scythians.
Archaeogenetic Matches of the Royal Scythian Helon Tribes of the Steppes (600 – 235 BC). Image Copyright (C) George W. Helon: Australia; 2019-2024. CLICK picture above to view larger image.

Read the press release HERE.

 


 

Revisions:

Article originally published 9 October 2019. Revised: 30 November 2023; 16 January 2023; 4 January 2022.

Welcome to Melbourne: a Tourist’s Lament!

In August 2019 I decided to visit Victoria and stay in Melbourne’s CBD for a week.

George Helon Melbourne.
So, is begging a lifestyle choice? Image Copyright (C) George W. Helon: Australia; 2019-2024. CLICK picture above to view larger image.

Rattling tins, dirty cups, discoloured food cans, stained cardboard boxes, up-turned and dirt encrusted baseball caps, odour reeking beggars are on every street – Melbourne has it all for the uninitiated tourist!

Outside of supermarkets, eateries, ATMs, or in front of train stations and tourist attractions, beggars are in your face and under your feet; they are a bloody nuisance and everywhere.

Entry into many shops in the city is impeded by dishevelled and odour reeking layabout itinerants whose (for want of a better word) stench is enough to turn you off your lunch at the least, or at worst, make you lose consciousness from holding your breath as you run the gauntlet from the street into shops.

Drunk, half-soaked, drugged, or just stoned off their face, these pesky rascals are everywhere.

Melbourne’s beggars are more bothersome, persistent, harassing and annoying than those incorrigible hawkers, peddlers and chuggers at shopping centres who are in your face collecting for charities or trying to sell you something.

Many of these apparent ‘homeless’ individuals have hand scribbled signs on bits of cardboard conveying how financially poor and physically hard-up they supposedly are, yet often you can catch a glimpse of a roll of tobacco, a bottle of booze, or a mobile phone just sticking out of their bedding.

So, is begging a lifestyle choice?

For many, that would be a resounding yes – begging is a quick rich and lucrative enterprise!

The caches of money some of these itinerants amass is an affront to the average worker who, lacking any real motivation, struggles to get up some mornings in anticipation of spending wasted hours battling traffic snarls just to get to and from work each day and toil for 8 to 12 hours at a job that frankly many don’t like doing, but have to.

But he who works earns money to pay bills, to eat, to exist.

Begging in Melbourne appears to be a quasi-legal and flourishing industry just like prostitution once was in years gone by.

What some tourists witness as the sun sets, and workers find insulting as they begin their gruelling trip home, is seeing these so-called beggars, itinerants and lost souls meet and greet each other knowingly with glee as they share their mutual excitement about bountiful tax-free takings and gloat about how much booze and fags they can afford.

Some of these beggars are not vulnerable people at all, but organised syndicates of professional crooks who dupe Melburnians and unsuspecting tourists out of their hard-earned cash and send it to China.

And as prostitution was illegal, so too is begging. Or is it?

Albeit Australia might be on a slippery downward slide towards socio-economic chaos, it is not there – yet!

There is no excuse for anybody to be begging and soliciting others for monetary gain as each and every Australian is entitled to some form of financial support and/or assistance to survive.

Excuse the pun, but it beggars belief why the practise of begging is both tolerated and condoned by authorities?

Welcome to Melbourne!

 


 

Revisions:

Article originally published 18 September 2019. Revised: 30 November 2023; 16 January 2023; 4 January 2022.

Inverted Obelisks: Toowoomba’s Own Da Vinci Code.

CBD Exodus More Sinister Than a Parking Problem! The obelisks planted into the ground in our CBD are inverted, or reversed; this is akin to pushing needles into a voodoo doll to elicit bad tidings upon a person, or in this case, the heart our community.

George Helon Obelisks.
Inverted Obelisks: Toowoomba’s Own Da Vinci Code. Image Copyright (C) George W. Helon: Australia; 2019-2024. CLICK picture above to view larger image.

Read the full article HERE.

 


 

Revisions:

Article originally published 2 August 2019. Revised: 30 November 2023; 16 January 2023; 4 January 2022.

Archaeogenetics Links Helons to Scythian Warriors.

DNA and Archaeogenetics provides missing link in proving HELON family to be direct descendants of Scythian Tribesmen and Warriors (600 – 290 BC) who  (at the height of their power and influence) roamed from about China westwards to the Carpathian Mountains – the gateway to Europe.

Helon Beer Label.
Label: HELON / Gelon Light Beer. Poltava Brewery: Ukraine; 2006-2024. CLICK picture above to view larger image.

Read the full story HERE.

 


 

Revisions:

Article originally published 4 June 2019. Revised: 30 November 2023; 16 January 2023; 4 January 2022.